The Male Finish

This blog is about the funny world of a man obsession of shooting loads on things. Sperm is meant to go in the vagina and then some technical stuff happens and babies come out and cry then you spend your life raising the baby till it grows old enough to shoot or take loads itself and the circle of life goes on I think that is what the loin king was trying to say.  But anyway there's some things that am guilty of and some friends are and am going to say every male is unless there weird. I mean man likes to shoot loads in pussies and watch it drip out fire on backs, tits, faces and the ass also weirder ones feet maybe an ear hole the possibilities are endless.

The thing I find funny is whats going through the girls mind with our craziness and I tip my my hat off to you ladies for putting up with our bullshit am sure some of you love a blob of potato juice right in the eyeball and am sure some just put up with it to keep there men happy and use are all angles and are all getting a pass through the golden gates of heaven and a purple heart for taking multiple shots in battle. But I want to know and feel free to write back @shogunskilling on twitter....Whats going through your heads when your just lying there and the man's titty fucking you  your looking up at the madness in his  chimp with rabies face I mean a dick between the tits does nothing for you. From my own account I have been titty fucking my girl she's looking at me am thrusting between her big cans like a madman am not giving a fuck no ones stopping me from shooting this load still thrusting thrusting powerful thrusting........ And AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING YESSSSSSSSSSSS ALL OVER THE NIPPLES and then a MASSIVE sense of stupidest goes through my head am still sitting on top of her shes got jizz all over her and our like "ehhhhhhhh do you want me to get a towel" and you clean it off and sit weird of a few minutes What is going on in a woman's mind witnessing that .

A story from a friend of mine I though was funny was he was dating this girl and the night of the first time they had sex he undressed her and she had a tramp stamp of a dog on her lower back. He asked whats with the dog and she told the story of how it was her childhood pet it was one of they bloodhound dogs like droopy with the big floppy ears and it died and she loved it so much she tattooed it on her lower back so she would never forgot the love she felt for that faithful animal...end of the story HE FUCKED HER DOGGY STYLE AND FINISHED ALL OVER THE TAT OF THE DROOPY DOG SHE LOVED SO MUCH...why I don't know but I would have done it to because thats what guys do and its a funny story to tell your friends. Its like porn videos and porn sites you switch it on to find a hot chick with glasses on and right away you know the endding to the porn flick the guys going to NUT ALL OVER THE LENSES OF TRENDY OFFICE SPECKS so she can't see through them again WHY? I don't know but I would do that aswell it must be a primal thing of marking of territory of something a don't know  its a mystery. I mean your girl over 10 plus years you have lovely children with her and you tell her all your feeling and secrets BUT still in the heat of the moment you just want to grab that throat cum up her nose on her eyeballs so she can't open her eyelids and then get a towel for her and sit weird after climax because of your freaky manliness you can't help...So I salute the woman of the world you put up with so much

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ALWAYS SHOOTING SALTY LOADS
SHOGUN SKILLING

Buckfast, Weed and UFC 135

On the 24th of September a few hours before UFC 135 I was busy fucking about with a garden shed with no money. Normally on fight nights a get a load of buddies round and we get fucked up and watch my number one passion in life for the last four years MMA/UFC. We have had some crazy nights of madness and kept my street awake with all the noise coming for my house. So the fight was Rampage Jackson former champ and veteran of the sport and star of the A-TEAM movie if anyone doesn't know who he is Versus Jon Bones Jones the young 24 year old Phenom that has been destroying everyone in his path. With two black guys and like most black guys from America they can jive talk at the highest of levels so a lot was on this fight and I was amped as fuck to watch it. But at 7.00pm am still fucking about outside I have no money and no time to to sort a good night with friends. So I was just going to watch on my own like a Benny no mates!!!

When my good friend Ryan Hamilton @weerambo on twitter called and was having a night off blowing the back end off crazy hookers he fucks weekly. To buy me drink and A lovely bag of green!!! LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!! Also my girlfriend and two daughters were still up and I don't like getting fucked up in front of my kids so waited till they were in bed. Ryan had brought in a bottle of the finest wine in all of the land BUCKFAST TONIC WINE (GODS WINE) this was the drink of choice for young 14 year old's in central Scotland cause its cheap its 15% and it gets you fuck up. I have drank this since my 14th birthday not so much now but I still like it now and again. It has legendary status in Scotland for the cause of a fuck load of crime and chaos in my home country no shit just google it. I myself have been arrested Twice on this mighty wine that everyone hates the taste of but still drinks it anyway so much so that there's fridges with only buckfast and maybe like 2 cartons of milk in it in the shops here...nicknames are (A BOTTLE OF VIOLENCE, A BOTTLE OF WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT!!!! AND A BOTTLE OF WREAK THE HOOSE JUICE) And its made in England where no one drinks it AND!!! its made by MONKS FUCKING MONKS made it, people have been stabbed to death because for this drink and god's Monks are down in England crushing grapes with there bare feet FUCKED UP HUH? He also at the case of Fosters an Australian beer that no one in Australia drinks cause it tastes like shit!!! But am Scottish and would drink anything if its cheap and gets you fucked up.

As the night when on we watched Louis Ck stand up show and laughed our asses off and blasted some top tunes from Oasis , the Black Keys and the drunker we got the more old skool hip hop we were singing songs from the late Nate Dogg in our best black guy soul voices and for white Scottish lads we done a good job. Ryan starts blazing the pipe up right in my living room and the kids are sleeping upstairs am like FUCK THE MISSUS WILL KILL ME YOU CUNT!!! GIVE ME SOME and got high as giraffe pussy to the point where we decided who can do the best hand stand

who has the best handstand Ryan above or me below right 

Once the ufc came on it was a good event fights with Nate Diaz showed his best boxing and submissions skills to date against Takanori Gomi and UFC Hall of Famer Matt Hughes vs Josh Koscheck the fight lasted one round by I was so high I thought the fight when 10 rounds and it only goes to 3 round, Koscheck knocked the legend Matt Hughes out and a good chance will be his final fight. The main event Jon Jones vs Rampage...Jones showed why hes the big talking point in mma at the moment with a great showing of skill making Rampage look like he didn't have a chance evading his big punches and landing tons of kicks and elbows one which cut him open and submitted Jackson via choke in the 4th round and after all the jive talking a great show of respect and a kind of passing of the torch moment for the fans.

With fight finished and a good night of stand up comedy, good tunes, getting fucked up and watching the ancient art of face punching it was time for bed, And its good to have buddies when you have no cash to and not at a drink in weeks to bring you weed wine and beer. It wasn't the craziest night but it was a fun night and ufc 136 is soon so.....

Buckle Up Bitches
The Shogun