High As Giraffe Pussy With TOM GREEN!!!!!!

So it's Edinburgh Festival time here in Scotland , So I got myself and a few buddy's tickets for Tom Green's Stand up show for Sat 6th of Aug..... I have always been a fan of Tom think I was about 16/17 when Road Trip and Freddy Got Fingered came out I have seen those movies tons of time's. Am also I big fan of stand up mostly american stand up's like Bill Burr, Joe Rogan, Doug Stanhope , Chirs Rock, Dave Chappelle and my current favourite Louis C.K. But this was my first live stand up show and Tom was a good place to start.

gspotthemaster,that dude pete from big brother,me

To start the night me @weerambo @gspotthemaster and another buddy not on twitter Hutchie headed to Edinburgh. Now am on a smoker but I wanted the full comedy experience I wanted to get BAKED TO THE GILLS!!!! and I was at a wedding the night before so I was already RUFF AS A BADGER'S ASSHOLE from drinking so we got some weed and a pipe to get the party started . So we get to Edinburgh and right away meet some dude PETE who won BIG BROTHER UK the reality show I didn't even know who the dude was but Gspot did so fuck I got a photo with him like a big whore hahaha (pic above) Next we hit the Pipe a few times in an ally in front of tourist's passing by plus it was pissing down big time with rain so we're standing in an ally in the pissing rain circling around a pipe like CRACKHEADS. After that we hit the bars where another friend hooked up with us Mr Peel we had some drinks we got high party's good so far.


Around this time @weerambo was the most fucked up talking total shit but I wasn't far behind after I few more hours hitting the pipe beers and other stuff which am not naming here!! all 5 of us were drunk and high as motherfuckers lets go see Tom Green. The venue Tom was playing was in a giant upside down inflatable purple cow when your high that's cool as fuck. But the cue was outside in the heavy rain after standing for half an hour we were all as wet as a whore's pussy. Not to let this get us down we smashed the pipe again and drank more beers ohhhhh jesus!!! Finally we got in Tom hit the stage and shouted CHICKEN SANDWHICH AND CORN ON THE COB over and over about 30 times then got into his stand up. Side Note sitting infront of me at the show was Michael Winslow WHO? Fuck you know Sgt. Larvelle "Motor Mouth" Jones in the Police Academy series of movies Who? the one who made all noises's like robot sounds and machine guns and beat boxes, So we're high and Sgt Jones is right there it was a fucking trip for us all we all grew up watching and loving those shitty movies.

me and tom

wee rambo,tom green,gspotthemaster

So Toms show was a lot of fun some good jokes but you can tell Toms working stuff out at the moment and that's cool to see some stuff worked and some didn't but the process of stand up really interests me and if a bit didn't work Tom carried over to the next bit I thought he done a great job and he will only get better at it after all its only his first year back doing it and it was a pretty soild fun show. Toms had a crazy path in life from his pranks he done to his mum and dad see utube having a show on Mtv starring in Movies and then went Fuck It and started his own Talk Show from his living room on the internet to now going back to his stand up roots. After the show Tom hung around talking and drinking with fans and taking photo's this is always good and shows how nice a guy the canadian really is I spoke to him for a few seconds got a photo with him and a hand shake but was far to high to talk any more than that the brain was not working on full power at this point of the night but I wish Tom nothing but the best for him in the future from me and @weerambo @gspotthemaster Mr peel and Hutchie we had a soild night and the Freddy Got Fingered Quotes were also awesome "Daddy would you like some Sausage" 

In the cue for the show drunk/baked..Me,Mr Peel,Weerambo and Hutchie

After the show we jumped on a bus back to my hometown and watched UFC 133 and got drunker and HIGHER to the point were I had to lay down in my bathroom for 20 minutes because I was overflowing in Highness. Gspot lasted the longest I went to bed after the fights weerambo burned out at some point and gspot sat and watched Ancient Aliens hahaha thats a great show right enough. So powerful night TOMGREEN,DRUNK,PETE,LOOKINGLIKECRACKHEADS,SGTJONES AND HIGH AS GIRAFFE PUSSY!!!!!!!! Had so much fun we're going to see Steve O from Jackass fame trying out stand up going to be another fun as fuck night for the Deathsquad UK


SHAZAM!!!
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